Bad pick up lines

There's so many list of bad pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:


Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Are those space pants you’re wearing? Because your butt is out of this world.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

If I said I like your body, would you hold it against me?

Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.

Are you a pokemon? because I choose YOU!

Did you fart, ‘cause you blow me away!

Stupid pick up lines

There's so many list of stupid pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:


Do you have a quarter,so i could call my mom and tell her i fell in love.

Hey baby i like your legs can they be over my shoulders?

Hey baby, do you know how to drive a stick shift?
Wanna drive mine?

If I told you you had a great body would you hold it against me?

Are you a ho? Because I have money, bitch.

You don't work for the UPS do you? Cause I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Those robes look really good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!

I know you must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day.

That must be jam cause jelly don't shake like that!

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I am the Black Mage. I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!


This is the best stupid pickup lines ever had. 

Good pick up lines

There's so many list of good pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:


If you were a bugger I'd pick you first

You're like a prize mouth bass... I don't know if I should mount you or eat you

I hope you know CPR because you really take my breath away.

Excuse me, I just realized that you look just like my next girlfriend.

Nice legs what time do they open.

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

I just saw you and can tell that I’ll remember you forever.

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I am doing a survey on whether guys eat breath mints. Can I test your breath?

Hi, my name is (Blank). I go tired of waiting for you to walk over and talk to me so here I am

See my friend over there? She likes you but I am a little greedy.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.


This is the best good pickup lines  i ever had!

Sweet pick up lines

There's so many list of sweet pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list


Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.


I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You"

Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart

You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

Are you fond of sugar? Because your smile is always so sweet.

Can I take your picture? Because I want show Santa what I want for Christmas.

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.


So far that's the best sweet pickup lines in the net.

Worst pick up lines

There's so many list of worst pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:


I love every bone in your body... especially mine!

Hi. You'll do my grandmother while eating dogfood, right? SCORE!!!

Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"

Hey do you have any irish in you? "You want some?"


Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, then say "Iknew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?

I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or pink?

If your right leg was Christmas and your left Easter, could I spend some time up between the holidays?

Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

Damn you're ugly! Did you hit every branch on the ugly tree when you fell off and then climb back up for seconds?

If I had a dime for every time I tried to pick up a chick, I'd still be poor.

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

A guy friend asked me, ‘So are you single now?’ and when I told him yes, his response was, ‘Good, want to bone?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?


That's my best worst pickup lines ever had.

Corny pick up lines

There's so many list of corny pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

I asked a girl if I could buy her a drink. She said “I have a boyfriend” I said “Well I have a goldfish”. “What?” she asked. I answer: "oh sorry, I though we were talking about shit that doesn’t matter.

Let's play Titanic, you be the ship and i'll be the iceburg making you go down screaming

Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

Hey, doll, theres something big going on around here and I mean to give you the thrill of your life.

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Did you ever think we’d meet like this?

I’m not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you like!

You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.


This is the best corny pickup lines i ever had.

Dirty pick up lines

There's so many list of dirty pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:

I would be honored if I could park my beef bus in tuna town.

Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?

Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten.

Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?

Do you know the difference between a Quarter Pounder with cheese and a blowjob? Well then, let me take you out to lunch.

Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob, but I'll take ...

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...

Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

Are you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.

Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."

I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.

I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?

If you don't have sex with me tonight, your(or my) dick is going to fall off. We don't want that now do we?

My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or pink?

This is the best dirty pickup lines ever had.