There's so many list of bad pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Are those space pants you’re wearing? Because your butt is out of this world.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
If I said I like your body, would you hold it against me?
Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.
Are you a pokemon? because I choose YOU!
Did you fart, ‘cause you blow me away!
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