Bad pick up lines

There's so many list of bad pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:


Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Are those space pants you’re wearing? Because your butt is out of this world.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

If I said I like your body, would you hold it against me?

Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.

Are you a pokemon? because I choose YOU!

Did you fart, ‘cause you blow me away!

Stupid pick up lines

There's so many list of stupid pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:


Do you have a quarter,so i could call my mom and tell her i fell in love.

Hey baby i like your legs can they be over my shoulders?

Hey baby, do you know how to drive a stick shift?
Wanna drive mine?

If I told you you had a great body would you hold it against me?

Are you a ho? Because I have money, bitch.

You don't work for the UPS do you? Cause I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Those robes look really good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!

I know you must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day.

That must be jam cause jelly don't shake like that!

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I am the Black Mage. I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!


This is the best stupid pickup lines ever had. 

Good pick up lines

There's so many list of good pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:


If you were a bugger I'd pick you first

You're like a prize mouth bass... I don't know if I should mount you or eat you

I hope you know CPR because you really take my breath away.

Excuse me, I just realized that you look just like my next girlfriend.

Nice legs what time do they open.

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

I just saw you and can tell that I’ll remember you forever.

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I am doing a survey on whether guys eat breath mints. Can I test your breath?

Hi, my name is (Blank). I go tired of waiting for you to walk over and talk to me so here I am

See my friend over there? She likes you but I am a little greedy.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.


This is the best good pickup lines  i ever had!

Sweet pick up lines

There's so many list of sweet pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list


Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.


I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You"

Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart

You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

Are you fond of sugar? Because your smile is always so sweet.

Can I take your picture? Because I want show Santa what I want for Christmas.

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.


So far that's the best sweet pickup lines in the net.

Worst pick up lines

There's so many list of worst pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:


I love every bone in your body... especially mine!

Hi. You'll do my grandmother while eating dogfood, right? SCORE!!!

Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"

Hey do you have any irish in you? "You want some?"


Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, then say "Iknew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?

I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or pink?

If your right leg was Christmas and your left Easter, could I spend some time up between the holidays?

Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

Damn you're ugly! Did you hit every branch on the ugly tree when you fell off and then climb back up for seconds?

If I had a dime for every time I tried to pick up a chick, I'd still be poor.

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

A guy friend asked me, ‘So are you single now?’ and when I told him yes, his response was, ‘Good, want to bone?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?


That's my best worst pickup lines ever had.

Corny pick up lines

There's so many list of corny pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

I asked a girl if I could buy her a drink. She said “I have a boyfriend” I said “Well I have a goldfish”. “What?” she asked. I answer: "oh sorry, I though we were talking about shit that doesn’t matter.

Let's play Titanic, you be the ship and i'll be the iceburg making you go down screaming

Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

Hey, doll, theres something big going on around here and I mean to give you the thrill of your life.

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Did you ever think we’d meet like this?

I’m not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you like!

You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.


This is the best corny pickup lines i ever had.

Dirty pick up lines

There's so many list of dirty pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:

I would be honored if I could park my beef bus in tuna town.

Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?

Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten.

Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?

Do you know the difference between a Quarter Pounder with cheese and a blowjob? Well then, let me take you out to lunch.

Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob, but I'll take ...

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...

Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

Are you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.

Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."

I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.

I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?

If you don't have sex with me tonight, your(or my) dick is going to fall off. We don't want that now do we?

My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or pink?

This is the best dirty pickup lines ever had.

Funny pick up lines

There's so many list of funny pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:



You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!


And also this is the funniest pick up lines ever had in the internet. So you better get it and say it to your special someone..

Pick up lines for girls

There's so many list of Pick up lines for girls or Pick up lines to use on girls in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list


When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous.

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say "You dropped your nametag!

Nerdy pick up lines

There's so many list of Nerdy pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list


I less than three you…(i < 3 you)

Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation...

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

I wanna stick to you like glue-cose

Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle

Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod...


Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

You're as sweet at 3.14.

Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

My class's single responsibility is loving you, baby.

Don't worry, I'm virus-free.

Like energy, you've left me in an excited state

I work in a data center; can I mount your rack?

You know what temp my CPU is running? Hot enough to break the ice.


This is my best list of nerdy pickup lines so far. 

Hilarious pick up lines

There's so many list of hilarious pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list


Boy : Do you?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Well if you are going to argue lets forget the whole thing.

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

You are what I want for Christmas.

Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.

Even Santa doesnt make candy as sweet as you.


My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!

Kissing is a language of love....so how about a conversation?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?

My best collection of hilarious pickup lines.

Chemistry pick up lines

There's so many list of chemistry pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

Baby can you feel the electricity in the air? Cause I think your voltage gated channels are about to open and cause us to reach our action potential.


If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I have mass. You have mass. We are naturally attracted!

Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.

Hey there girl, it appears to me that you are one of the major sources that increases the entropy of the universe. You see, you are hot and the heat you are releasing is making our universe more disordered.

That's the best chemistry pickup lines for me.

Lame pick up lines

There's so many list of lame pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:


If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

My name is Justin. Justincredible.

If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?

I have got the F, the C, and the K All I need is U.

Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

When does your centerfold come out.

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

That's the list of my best lame pickup lines so try it now to your girls..

Pokemon pick up lines

There's so many list of pokemon pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?

I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.

I'd POUND you with my Piplup.

When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.

You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.

Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see.

I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.

Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.

My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.

You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.

If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.

If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.

That's my best list of pokemon pickup lines.

Romantic pick up lines

There's so many list of romantic pick up lines in the internet. I compiled it to my own best list:

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

When God made you, he was showing off.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

You are the reason men fall in love.

You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?

You have the most beautiful smile Ive ever seen.

You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.


That's my best  romantic pickup lines