If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
My name is Justin. Justincredible.
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
I have got the F, the C, and the K All I need is U.
Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
When does your centerfold come out.
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
That's the list of my best lame pickup lines so try it now to your girls..
