Pick up lines

I have read a lot of websites that have Pick up lines.  And i compiled my best pick up lines here's my list:

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop.

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

And I know there's a lot more Pick uplines in the net but thats my collection.